fahrenheits apperances on tv shows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk6bVYj4nBg&mode=related&search=Translation
xiao zhu (the host) opens a piece of paper...it sais: plz tlk abt ur firstim - the time, place and person
jiro: well deres alota first times....*he obviously noes wat dere tlkin abt*
xiao zhu: well im tlkin abt that one....*uses chinese idiom*
jiro: oh....*looks awkward*
xiao zhu: well everiones done it....lik the pplz from mayday [a chinese band] and u hafta tell the truth...or else *shows wat i think is one of this electric shock things*
*pause*
jiro: well..the first time was wen i was 19...
xiao zhu: wow...preti late
jiro: realli?
xiao zhu: where?
jiro: at mi house
xiao zhu: was she from ur skool...friend or wat?
jiro: she was from a different skool
xiao zhu: so how did it happen?
jiro: ...well...i forced her *pplz laugh*
xiao zhu: so...how did it start?
jiro: well..i dnt realli lik forcing pplz
random girl: so u were being forced *random music in background*
jiro: not being forced...well, i dnt noe wat to sai
xiao zhu: well..do u liv by urself or wif ur family?
jiro: i liv wif mi mum
xiao zhu: so u did it in ur room?
jiro: it startd by watchin dvd in the lounge
xiao zhu: yeah....lik porn? [A pian is porn in eng] lol so wat genre was teh movie?
jiro: cartoon....and then...well you noe
random girl: no i dnt noe
jiro: *laughs* well things jst startd happening from dere
random girl: buh lik...how does it lead to the bedroom i mean?
jiro: the dvd was too long....we rented 2 movies...she was tired..so we rested..it was winter n realli cold...n den i felt lik it was a realli "bf moment" and decided to give her sum warmth...n then it jst happend...
xiao zhu: so how long was it? was it for the night?
jiro: oh no....whilst mummy left for a while....we decided to quickly....
xiao zhu: haha...so was it like: *mum goes out to take out the trash...comes back* AHHH...WANG DONG CHENG...WHAT R U DOING?!?!
jiro: *carrying on the joke* n--nothing mom...*looks scared*
*everione laughs*
Translation credited to watever_410 of frhgbal